The weightiest deeds are three: financial assistance to one's fellows; deflecting your own injustice away from people; and remembrance of God in every circumstance. (hadith)
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. (Immanuel Kant)
Humour Without Malice
The Ameer of the town appealed for funds to build a wall around the graveyard. Mulla Nasruddin, who was also present, got up and responded: "There is absolutely no need for any wall around the graveyard!"